Two people, one fruit bowl, and a theatre that did not consent. Sketch, song and sincere nonsense.
Shows
Currently touring. Please clap for the correct reasons.
Sketches
Tap a card. It will tell you what happens. It will not help.
The Berry Oracle
Ask nothing. Press the button.
Songs
Our songs are catchy. Their subjects are not. Play the berries below, you are now in the band.
- Mortgage of the Heart a waltz about a damp basement
- I Am The Moon's Lawyer power ballad
- Soup Is Just Hot Rain a duet, mostly shouting
- Goodnight, Colin a lullaby for a staircase
- The Spoon Knows jazz, unfortunately
Say hello
Bookings, theatres, festivals, strange letters. We read everything, usually aloud.